When life gives you lemons...

just say "Fuck the lemons!" and bail

langleav:

If— by RUDYARD KIPLING

langleav:

If— by RUDYARD KIPLING

tastefullyoffensive:

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lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

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"After Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones, I want to write a medieval fantasy for Sean Bean where he has a nice day and things go well."

renlybaratheawesome:

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“So even if the hot loneliness is there, and for 1.6 seconds we sit with that restlessness when yesterday we couldn’t sit for even one, that’s the journey of the warrior.”

—   Pema ChödrönWhen Things Fall Apart: Heartfelt Advice for Hard Times (via creatingaquietmind)

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punkrockluna:

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

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punkrockluna:

i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

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assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

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pawshapedheart:

cutesign:

Adorable stone resin animal figurines, manufactured by Enesco, looks like they’re made from fruits and vegetables. See more here. Which one is your favorite?

cutesign

I love these! I have a watermelon cat!

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pandoraqueen:

navigatingspace:

Ahhh puppy fever!

Oh no! Call an ambulance!

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